Christina Antus lives with her husband, three kids, and two cats who still haven’t caught the red dot. When she’s not neglecting laundry, or avoiding the grocery store, she’s running, writing, and making mediocre meals for her family.

You can read all about her day-to-day misfortunes in her book, as soon as she finishes it—which she hopes will be before she’s eligible to collect social security. In the meantime, you can find her around here avoiding the dishes and eluding the clumps of cat hair that seem to follow her around like silent tumbleweeds.

You can also follow her on Facebook for recipes and house cleaning tips. Just Kidding. It’s mostly a lot of nonsense and nothing useful.