It was a few weeks before I even noticed anything was wrong. Then, three things happened one afternoon: 1. I saw holes in the leaves. It could have been my kids because Lord knows they don’t eat anything I feed them, but my kids would have stepped on the plants and colored them with a […]
Shopping for bathing suits is the worst. When I was in my twenties, it was no big deal because I was flat enough to wear lycra without looking like a balloon stuffed with cottage cheese. These days I don’t fit into anything swim related, except goggles and a towel. And even that’s iffy. So, I […]
Let’s talk about how this strawberry plant is like my life. I mean, look at it. It needs a vacation, better style, and a beer. When I bought it, it was a beautiful pile of cascading runners that flowed like the long, luxurious locks of a Disney princess. The leaves were a bold, deep, dark […]
